Jocelyn

Female. Canadian. 25 years old. I think I'm hilarious.

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

When he’s not fishing, he’s diggin’ for fossils. #vscocam

When he’s not fishing, he’s diggin’ for fossils. #vscocam

Look at that babe out there fishin’ 😍🎣 #vscocam

Look at that babe out there fishin’ 😍🎣 #vscocam

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

—THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird   (via jarelion)

(Source: blythebrooklyn, via catdad)

Last night

alliefoell:

In a strange turn of events I spent my Friday night first at a Passion Party with a bunch of people I don’t know and then, because I apparently don’t have people to hang out with here in London I jumped in my car and drove an hour to watch my friend’s band with jocelynm.

I got home at about 3am and was tired as hell but it was totally worth it.

Turns out weekends without drinking can be fun!

Such a fun night!

Currently 😠

Currently 😠

🙌 butts butts butts 🙌

🙌 butts butts butts 🙌

Ahhh, I’m so hyped from the concert tonight. I don’t wanna sleep!

🎶”I just want back in your head!” 🎶 #rockthepark2014 @teganandsara (at Harris Park, London, Ontario)

☺️☺️☺️ #rockthepark2014 with @teganandsara! (at Harris Park, London, Ontario)