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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Female.  Canadian.  23 years old.  I think I’m hilarious.</description><title>Jocelyn</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jocelynm)</generator><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"When your beauty struck me, it dissolved me. Deep down, I am not different from you. I dreamed you,..."</title><description>“When your beauty struck me, it dissolved me. Deep down, I am not different from you. I dreamed you, I wished for your existence. I see in you that part of me which is you. I surrender my sincerity because if I love you it means we share the same fantasies, we share the same madness.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Anaïs Nin  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thatkindofwoman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51185128954</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51185128954</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:01:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/443b85549a730a8071ea1bf827dd2f7c/tumblr_mn2ja9O5ih1qe1fbdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6a183ebc1ea1d1f8b98d0b5c41d6f9c/tumblr_mn2ja9O5ih1qe1fbdo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51182738117</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51182738117</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:27:44 -0400</pubDate><category>moonrise kingdom</category></item><item><title>I want this jacket. I’m sure Chris would say it’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29aa1a2dd5546deb29b07d497f4f1fbb/tumblr_mjc19i9jty1qiki8fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want this jacket. I’m sure Chris would say it’s suitable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51181755272</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51181755272</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:13:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Forgive my fingers
for when they find your body
they will lose themselves."</title><description>“Forgive my fingers&lt;br/&gt;
for when they find your body&lt;br/&gt;
they will lose themselves.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tylerknott.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tylerknott&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177973187</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177973187</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"There is nothing in this world except love, and the lack of it."</title><description>“There is nothing in this world except love, and the lack of it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://worstmag.com/2013/05/23/miami-lost-in-translation/" target="_blank"&gt;The Worst&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nedhepburn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177762740</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177762740</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>typethatilike:

Calligraphy on girls
nfgraphics.com - (NSFW)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c3acf4b69ab9eaa4e33dd8092b6bb63/tumblr_mm890wOZEq1qzwuhxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/368f0898a24e26201c472af8dfa90ef8/tumblr_mm890wOZEq1qzwuhxo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b42bcc1caa5744d5803f62b49f57d05/tumblr_mm890wOZEq1qzwuhxo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.typethatilike.co.uk/post/49514169593/calligraphy-on-girls-nfgraphics-com-nsfw" target="_blank"&gt;typethatilike&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Calligraphy on girls&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nfgraphics.com/calligraphy-on-girls-nsfw/" target="_blank"&gt;nfgraphics.com - &lt;strong&gt;(NSFW)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177574130</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51177574130</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>semper-vivum:

My fundraiser has gone live! Contribute if you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5484a33ece31773fdc2b7b16e4fcb297/tumblr_mn9t0pVzio1qa9vd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://semper-vivum.tumblr.com/post/51174157486" target="_blank"&gt;semper-vivum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My fundraiser has gone live! Contribute if you can, spread the word if you can’t! Than you everyone. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblogging to spread the word, but also because I &lt;em&gt;will &lt;/em&gt;be donating when I have some spare cash!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51176896985</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51176896985</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:06:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Gutsy Walk!</title><description>&lt;a href="https://secure.ccfcfindthecure.ca/ParticipantPage.aspx?L=2&amp;CCID=107&amp;PID=25983&amp;GC=GTv2"&gt;Gutsy Walk!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Here’s a friendly reminder that I’m participating in Sarnia’s &lt;strong&gt;Gutsy Walk&lt;/strong&gt; for the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/ccfc.ca?directed_target_id=0" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=181701075182303&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A0%7D" target="_blank"&gt;Crohn’s and Colitis Foundation of Canada&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; on June 9th! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;You can help by sponsoring me! Any and all donations are greatly appreciated.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51174585162</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51174585162</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:57 -0400</pubDate><category>gutsy walk</category><category>crohn's and colitis</category><category>crohn's and colitis foundation of canada</category></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

Give Life Back to Music, Animated GIFs of Daft...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41df4671cd86d283d76494e9ee0e0b2c/tumblr_mn9jct2ND61qz4cuyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/51160013744/give-life-back-to-music-animated-gifs-of-daft" target="_blank"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/give-life-back-to-music-animated-gifs-of-daft-punks-helmets/" target="_blank"&gt;Give Life Back to Music, Animated GIFs of Daft Punk’s Helmets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51172395782</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51172395782</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #422 by Tyler Knott Gregson
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5f6762754a402dc82e030289808a463/tumblr_mmb6ciUb1z1qz8rpeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tylerknott.com/post/51160043832/typewriter-series-422-by-tyler-knott-gregson" target="_blank"&gt;tylerknott&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Typewriter Series #422 &lt;/strong&gt;by &lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com" target="_blank"&gt;Tyler Knott Gregson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51172382442</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51172382442</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."</title><description>“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;When Strangers Click&lt;/em&gt;, a 2011 documentary about online dating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” &lt;span&gt;It also reminds me of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexworkerproblems.tumblr.com/post/51007834423/misandry-isnt-real-and-youre-erasing-the-experiences" target="_blank"&gt;something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diamondsunbursts.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;diamondsunbursts&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51170946406</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51170946406</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:46:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0623017ee4ec5c7b16fd82543256d5b/tumblr_mn848qhlw51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/51105715489/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-amys-baking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2 class="pull-left title editable" data-edit-key="Title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/amys-baking-company-pr-scandal#reopening" target="_blank"&gt;Amy’s Baking Company&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/videos/money/business/2013/05/22/2349971/" target="_blank"&gt;anonymous source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51119585681</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51119585681</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4samXQfK1qcm16uo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4samXQfK1qcm16uo2_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51118815304</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51118815304</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aw yiss. (at BrownStones Sports Lounge &amp; Restaurant)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c01b7b14f3254f79d7ead21da8a4fc1/tumblr_mn87n4Vyy51qan39po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aw yiss. (at BrownStones Sports Lounge &amp; Restaurant)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51111223462</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51111223462</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>therealkatiewest:

A difficulty with the internet is that no one can see how much you need them in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.com/post/51101114593/a-difficulty-with-the-internet-is-that-no-one-can" target="_blank"&gt;therealkatiewest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A difficulty with the internet is that no one can see how much you need them in any given moment. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51105387817</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51105387817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:31:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8445db1e5c92eac5781f75e7de175d7/tumblr_mmuirwCMEH1r46py4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51105283991</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51105283991</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple."</title><description>“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jack Kerouac (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://showslow.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;showslow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51102839333</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51102839333</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:57:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

Bluegrass Band Covers ‘One More Time’ By Daft...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/INPigOE_4BY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/51086173388/bluegrass-band-covers-one-more-time-by-daft-punk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/bluegrass-band-covers-one-more-time-by-daft-punk/" target="_blank"&gt;Bluegrass Band Covers ‘One More Time’ By Daft Punk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101816624</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101816624</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:43:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blua:

Wednesdays are Passing</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c529a0cc6065dfc6d58975f84d9db6c3/tumblr_mn6kxwBPtj1qzxhoso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blua.tumblr.com/post/51088102801/wednesdays-are-passing" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;blua&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.behance.net/kal" target="_blank"&gt;Wednesdays are Passing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101286851</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101286851</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0use1qL2E1r8jo8po1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101046208</link><guid>http://jocelynm.tumblr.com/post/51101046208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:33:24 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
