Jocelyn
Female. Canadian. 23 years old. I think I'm hilarious.
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Alex would appreciate this.
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- Alex: You don't really look like a chipmunk.
- Me: Look at my cheeks.
- Me: ...Dummy
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- Alex: I will keep all of the bears then.
- Alex: Breads.
- Alex: Beards.
- Alex: Fuck.
- Me: I will keep all of the breads!
- Alex: All of the breads!
- Me: Not the texas toast! For the love of god, not the texas toast!
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- Me: It's 32". That's not big.
- Alex: That's
- Alex: What
- Alex: She said?
- Me: YES!
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Photo reblogged from Life's A Bitch
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Well, ya know, shit happens. Like racism and spelling errors.Me, in a conversation with Alex.
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My fingers are covered in goddamn glue.
And yes Alex, I am fancy now.
