Jocelyn

Female. Canadian. 25 years old. I think I'm hilarious.

texnessa:

glowlikestars:

lickystickypickyme:

borgomani:

In this video, a tiny asshole who’s just gotten a Wii and a bunch of other toys for Christmas freaks out when his parents dare to give him a book, a book! as well. This is why we’re dumb, folks. - Gawker

How we make assholes 101

Had to put this on my blog. 

I swear my future Hypothetical Children will be raised on books and old school toys (legos!) and Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers.

I have WAY too many cousins like this brat and it makes me want to strangle their parents.  

I would smack that kid into next week. At his age the only thing that dragged my nose out of Roald Dahl was to go work the horses.

Kids these days…

(Source: Gawker, via texnessa)

Haha, I love being a dick to my brother.  "Calm down".  NO YOU CALM DOWN, KID.Did I mention I miss him?  ‘Cause I do.

Haha, I love being a dick to my brother. 
"Calm down".  NO YOU CALM DOWN, KID.

Did I mention I miss him?  ‘Cause I do.