Jocelyn
Female. Canadian. 23 years old. I think I'm hilarious.
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Happy international women’s day!
I don’t know what this has to do with International Women’s Day, but here it is regardless, because of reasons.
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Look how happy this dog is.
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Oh wow, I want this.
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These are the only roses I’m interested in receiving…ever.
I think it’s weird that when you give someone flowers, you’re really saying ‘Here you go, now watch these die—‘cause I like you.’ I feel like you should give someone flowers when you wanna threaten them. ‘Here—you’re next. Better put your feet in water, ‘cause I’m comin’ for you.’
Demetri Martin (via magnolialucinda)
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