Jocelyn

Female. Canadian. 23 years old. I think I'm hilarious.
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Up in the Air’s @AnnaKendrick47 was up for Best Supporting Actress. Based on her tweets, she’s more of a Lead Faptress. Check out what else this awesome, naughty lady has to say on Twitter. She hit the masturbation trifecta! 

Sex without love is just a very complicated form of masturbation.

emiliocarrero:davegrohlismyhero:dontbeacoconut1251:

“So we’re like porn for God?”

(via milliondollardanny)

lindseyfajkldjfa:

p0keball:

I WAS ABOUT TO “ORGANISM”

internerd:

stacefacekillah:

thedame:

(via addictedtodopamine)

oh you poor people :(

Like tapping your clit is a morse code message to the devil?

Well shit, I guess we’ve been pen-pals for years then…

Hahahaha.  Satan and I talk a lot ;)